Was digging through some emails the other day at work and found this lovely chain between me and a couple of friends. These people seriously keep me sane some days.
(Names changed to genderless names to protect the (not so) innocent. I don’t think there’s anything in this to give anyone away, but if you are Nic, Chris, Taylor, or Terry and don’t want this posted publicly, just email me – I’ll take it down!)
Chris: Saw this church sign on the way to work “He who answers you Controls you.” WTF??
Nic: He who answers you controls you. That is…I’m not sure what that is. So if I answer my boss, does that mean I control her? Ha – that’s humorous.
Chris: My first thought: “So they’re finally admitting that the invention of religion and God is just to control the masses!” Probably not what they had in mind with that…
Taylor: Since I’m answering this e-mail, does that now mean I Control you? I’m concentrating on you doing the robot right now. Let me know if it worked.
Chris: I just got the strangest urge to pop & lock.
Terry: What constitutes an answer? A burning bush?
Chris: What does Lindsay Lohan have to do with any of this?
Terry: NICE! It doesn’t have anything to do with Amy Winehouse either for that matter.
Chris: Hee hee. I’m trying so hard not to giggle that my eyes are watering.