Feng Shui of the Penis, including the fact that boxer shorts are so much better for good ch’i than briefs (no surprise there!), and advising men not to masturbate directly at a mirror, “as this could reflect your burst of ch’i straight back at you, exploding your penis.” (Thanks to izziedarling for posting this one!)
Of course, there’s izziedarling herself, who cracked me up with her Dear John post. “You are free to walk about the plane…. Wear a parachute in case you fall off the edge. On second thought, leave the parachute at home. Karma’s going to bite you in the ass no matter what.” Loved that whole bit…for obvious reasons.
Online dating is a funny, funny, thing. It provides a wealth of humorous stories, most of which friends who have never done online dating would never believe. I’ve wanted to post far more than I have about the stuff I’ve encountered, but I also feel kind of bad for making fun of some of these men. Enter wooingthesnark. Corroboration for my assertion that I cannot make this shit up.
This video was posted by a friend of mine on FB. Lovely video, this elephant seal totally loves this human. The funny bit comes around 1:10 in – watch the penguin in the upper left corner. If we have things called “photo bombs,” where someone in the background completely steals away from the photo, could this be classified as “Home Video Bomb?”