This morning, I’m driving into work, wearing gloves because it’s cold out, listening to the radio. They do a news story:
“So-and-so is at Pearl Harbor today to commemorate…”
And I think, why are they in Pearl Harbor? Pearl Harbor wasn’t until December – that’s MONTHS away.
And I thought that for a full thirty seconds, I am not kidding.
I thought it was May.
Where the hell did this year go?