“The first rule of manhood is that they are in charge. Give it up. Realize that they’re smarter and better looking. We don’t have a chance.”
“Women always go through the door first. Even ardent feminists would admit it’s nice. It’s not an acknowledgment of women as the weaker sex; it’s perhaps an acknowledgment of women as the stronger sex. We follow.”
“There’s etiquette to listening: If they’re talking, shut up. Just shut up. Simple enough?”
“Never order for a woman. You’re going to tell a woman what to eat? Never tell a woman anything. Ask. And be grateful for whatever reply you might get.”
For those who always wondered what the hell Julia Roberts saw in Lyle Lovett – this may explain it some.